Prince Chaming?

We had our winter sports assembly on Friday. They do this thing where you can ask for wishes for your friends and then they grant them at assemblies, and they always try to present them in a clever way, so this year, they brought out this golden retriever and it had wings attached to it. The two girls brought the dog out to the middle of the floor and told Prince to sit. When they thought he was sitting, they started talking, but i noticed that the dog wasn't really sitting... i told enrikson that my dog "sat" like that when she went to the bathroom, and sure enough... two giant logs of poop came out onto the middle of the gym floor. Everyone started freaking out, and the administrators didn't even try to stop everyone. Mr. Albrecht sat down on the couch and dug his head into the pillows and Mr. Anderson was super red in the face. At least three people around me were crying. Sadly, they didn't bring Prince out for any more wishes. :(